Times are tough for universities everywhere. Shrinking endowments have forced some schools to close departments, some to double tuition, and many others to freeze salaries and hiring. While the administration claims that CMU is doing better than its competition, I can't help but thinking of steps to guarantee that we can make ends meet.
I therefore have decided to start a limited-time offer: I'll wear clothes with your logo for money. Think about it, big software companies, what better way to recruit the top students than having their professor directly advertise to them? You'll see the results faster than you can say "Targeted Advertisement!"
I will wear your paraphernalia during every lecture. The prices quoted here are per semester.
How much will you charge for taking your clothes OFF during lectures?
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ReplyDeleteLuis, while I'm sure your students hang on your every word, I would you won't be crushed to discover that there may be better brand placement opportunities to target their visual attention, e.g., sponsoring outfits for the aerobics / spinning classes. I vaguely recall those being set up so that people could watch the classes while eating at the University Center.
ReplyDelete9000 bucks for your lapels? Sign me up!
ReplyDeletehow much to tattoo your face with an ad?
ReplyDelete$1M for a semester. $10k for a temporary tattoo.
ReplyDeleteDidn't I see you wear a facebook shirt once? How much did they pay you for that?
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna charge them retroactively.
ReplyDeleteIs anybody seeing a MasterCard like ad here?
ReplyDeleteCost for a semester $1M
A temporary tattoo $10k
A chance to be on his lapels $9k
He taking off clothes during the lectures
Priceless.
Luis's new bio
ReplyDeleteI'm a professor of Computer Science at Carnegie Mellon University. I am supported in part by a MacArthur Fellowship and a Microsoft New Faculty Fellowship. I also sometimes strip for money in my lectures.
Hahahahahaha
Well, if you manage to decide to film all your lectures and make it viewable all across campus and even outside of campus, I think you can double that!
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This very good walking publicity, this guy put your records if you pay him, it makes sense, companies could take this option to their publicity campaigns.
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