Today I salute you, Mr. Cybersquatter. When nobody thought of buying staythin.com or wikiredia.com, you saw a business opportunity. I salute you for stifling my productivity and the progress of humankind by owning every name that could be interesting on the Web. For making me waste my time and money when I don't want to settle for a .biz domain. For crawling the Web to find strings that are mentioned often and buying the associated domain names. Thank you.
[Editor's Note: After spending hours yelling at his computer, Professor von Ahn would like to finally strike back against squatters by somehow making them think uninteresting strings are actually valuable names so that they buy them and lose money.]